What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : I don't drink

Is there such a thing as "left wing fascism"? If not, what is an example of a political ideology that is often mistakenly labeled as "left wing fascism"?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Tea ?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Sure.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Because it's month of August.

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : No

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Thank you.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : I'm 24.